第102章 Fuck142（1 / 2）

“…”</p>

看到枪，船长倒是第一时间举起了手，但同时也不太确定的试探着问…</p>

“i actually understand english as well！”</p>

“fuck！”</p>

一见对方这模样，小记者就知道自己刚刚背了好久的应急阿拉伯短语，意思肯定扯到他吗臂里去了，只能翻着白眼套上救生衣，并拿枪指了指旁边的救生艇…</p>

“you are responsible for rowing！”</p>

“i can give you money！”</p>

“sorry, i don't need it～”</p>

“all right～all right～”</p>

老船长走南闯北这么多年，当然知道不图钱的敌人有多难缠，同样也不想临退休还死的那么憋屈，只能暗骂晦气的掀开外衣，示意自己没有武器，不情不愿的放下救生艇，并在跳上船之后，试着为小命做最后的争取…</p>

“but young man，we may try to talk about the conditions，after all, i don't want to die yet，what's your opinion?”</p>

“have you ever done anything wrong?”</p>

一句有没有做过亏心事，直接把老船长问沉默了，小记者却故作不知情的跳上船，一边挥舞着幽灵枪示意赶快划船，一边等待舔吊般的瘫靠在船尾，自顾自说着…</p>

“if you have never done anything bad, then you don't need to worry about death！”</p>

“okay, it seems that our negotiations have failed～”</p>

老船长倒也是个实在人，自知罪孽深重，便不再多说什么，开始迎着风雨埋头划船，只是偶尔也会看着黑压压的天，唉声叹气两下，似是在悲凉自己这离奇讽刺的结局…</p>

“what is your destination?”</p>

“djibouti port～”</p>

其实小记者很难得有这种被照顾的体验，更何况还是一个老人，这不禁让他想起了曾经在托孤所和老院长的点点滴滴，所以在内心触动之余，毫不犹豫的踹了脚船长的屁股…</p>

“i hope you can do it faster，otherwise, a storm will e，we all have to die here～”</p>

“i am already 62 years old！”</p>

明明自己已经干的很卖力了，还无端被人踹一脚，这让老船长很是愤愤不平，但看着对方黑洞洞的枪口，也只能加快手上速度的同时，嘴上解解恨…</p>

“if you pursue speed, you should steal a speedboat, not a damn lifeboat！”</p>

“okay, next time i'll pay attention～”</p>

见老船长哼哧哼哧的更卖力了，小记者心满意足的咧了咧嘴，不仅没有任何帮忙的意思，连手中的枪也一刻不停的瞄着他的后脑勺，毕竟就算是个老头，也有偷袭的能力…</p>

“but now i need you to work harder，please show me your passion in your work！”</p>

“fuck！”</p>

………</p>

“oh fuck～oh fuck～”</p>

“holy shit！fuck me！fuck me！！”</p> “good boy！oh good boy！”</p>